The Birthday Game

[Everleigh Mason]

Just follow the directions to form your funny sentence.

Pick the number of the month you were born:

1) I ran over
2) I licked
3) I smacked
4) I sang to
5) I ate
6) I murdered
7) I started a band with
8) I smelt
9) I chocked on
10) I went out with
11) I kissed
12) I kicked

Pick the day (#) you were born on:

1) A homeless guy
2) Your mom
3) A banana
4) A fork
5) A rock
6) A gangster
7) A ninja
8) A ghost
9) My best friend
10) A goat
11) My dog
12) My dad
13) The computer
14) A football player
15) My neighbor
16) Myself
17) A soda
18) A llama
19) A pickle
20) A stuffed animal
21) A potato
22) A sock
23) A stripper
24) My psychiatrist
25) A policeman
26) My brother
27) My sister
28) A shirtless women
29) An old man
30) My best friend's brother
31) My cat

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White) Because I was high
Black) Because I was drunk
Brown) Because my mom told me to
Pink) Because I'm a psycho
Red) Because the voices told me to
Blue) Because I am a man
Green) Because I hate myself
Purple) Because I'm stupid
Gray) Because I hate you
Yellow) Because someone offered me $100
Orange) Because I love my family
Other) Because I’m a hippie
No shirt) Cause I’m sexy

For example, my birthday is February 13th and I'm wearing a gray shirt so my sentence is: I licked the computer because I hate you.

[Edith Ryan]

I went out with, my bestfriend's brother, because I was high?
...
No way jose.