Post by Whiskey Morgan Kings on Nov 30, 2011 23:00:01 GMT -5
A meteor never killed the dinosaurs, John Winchester just went on a hunting trip.
John Winchester grinds the coffee with his teeth and boils the water with rage.
John Winchester always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
John Winchester can kick-start a car.
When John Winchester was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap John Winchester.
John Winchester was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
John Winchester owns his own private estate. We know it as the Bermuda Triangle. John does not tolerate trespassers.
On Neil Armstrong’s second step on the moon, he found a note that said: “John Winchester was here”.
Crop Circles are John Winchester’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lie the fuck down.
A cobra once bit John Winchester in the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
John Winchester’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools John Winchester.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but John Winchester says it’s beef, then it’s fucking beef.
John Winchester can drown a fish.
Ghosts are actually caused by John Winchester killing faster than death can process.
John Winchester has two speeds: walk and kill.
John Winchester once shot down a German plane by
pointing his finger and yelling “bang!”
Much love Master Kenobi <3
John Winchester grinds the coffee with his teeth and boils the water with rage.
John Winchester always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
John Winchester can kick-start a car.
When John Winchester was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap John Winchester.
John Winchester was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
John Winchester owns his own private estate. We know it as the Bermuda Triangle. John does not tolerate trespassers.
On Neil Armstrong’s second step on the moon, he found a note that said: “John Winchester was here”.
Crop Circles are John Winchester’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lie the fuck down.
A cobra once bit John Winchester in the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
John Winchester’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools John Winchester.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but John Winchester says it’s beef, then it’s fucking beef.
John Winchester can drown a fish.
Ghosts are actually caused by John Winchester killing faster than death can process.
John Winchester has two speeds: walk and kill.
John Winchester once shot down a German plane by
pointing his finger and yelling “bang!”
Much love Master Kenobi <3
